Dios! Qué sonrisón se me ha puesto en la cara con esta imagen. Gracias, amigo Paperboy.
paperboy:

Circuitry, a punto de coger el tren.

Dios! Qué sonrisón se me ha puesto en la cara con esta imagen. Gracias, amigo Paperboy.

paperboy:

Circuitry, a punto de coger el tren.

Wow. This Tumblr morning bears the METAL sign on its chest.
claytoncubitt:

‘Vampire gloves.’ Leather glove with metal spikes embedded on inside grip.

Wow. This Tumblr morning bears the METAL sign on its chest.

claytoncubitt:

‘Vampire gloves.’ Leather glove with metal spikes embedded on inside grip.

Agree.
metalographer:

There are few things more metal than Jager.

Agree.

metalographer:

There are few things more metal than Jager.

The Witching Hour series, Jerzy Dziedzic.

The Witching Hour series, Jerzy Dziedzic.

Metalographer is the tumblelog/portfolio of the very talented Danielle Fedorshik, 19 year-old metalhead and photographer. Regularly featuring snow, horns, scary people and general awesomeness.
metalographer:

Njal and his truck.

Metalographer is the tumblelog/portfolio of the very talented Danielle Fedorshik, 19 year-old metalhead and photographer. Regularly featuring snow, horns, scary people and general awesomeness.

metalographer:

Njal and his truck.

Me pirran los gráficos complejos diseñados por ingenieros. Esto es una carta de navegación aeronáutica.
(via dvdp)

Me pirran los gráficos complejos diseñados por ingenieros. Esto es una carta de navegación aeronáutica.

(via dvdp)


I think it’s terrible to make light of tragedy, but my first thought when I looked at that picture was ‘hey, he’s pretty lucky. His health bar is still totally full!’

Via indefensible.

I think it’s terrible to make light of tragedy, but my first thought when I looked at that picture was ‘hey, he’s pretty lucky. His health bar is still totally full!’

Via indefensible.

Rectal Foreign Bodies. A medical report.

Glass or ceramic

 Bottle or jar                       32
 Bottle with attached rope            1
 Glass or cup                        12
 Light bulb                           7
 Tube                                 6

Food

 Apple                                1
 Banana                               2
 Carrot                               4
 Cucumber                             3
 Onion                                2
 Parsnip                              1
 Plantain (with condom)               1
 Potato                               1
 Salami                               1
 Turnip                               1
 Zucchini                             2

Wooden

 Ax handle                            1
 Stick or broom handle               10
 Miscellaneous or unspecified         3

Sexual Device

 Vibrator                            23*
 Dildo                               15

Kitchen device

 Dull knife                           1
 Ice pick                             1
 Knife sharpener                      1
 Mortar pestle                        2
 Spatula (plastic)                    1
 Spoon                                1
 Tin cup                              1

Miscellaneous tools

 Candle                               1
 Curling Iron                1
 Flashlight                           3
 Iron rod                             1
 Pen                                  2
 Rubber tube                          1
 Screwdriver                          1
 Toothbrush                           1
 Wire spring                          1

Inflated device

 Balloon                              1
 Balloon attached to cylinder         1
 Condom                               1

Ball

 Baseball                             2
 Tennis ball                          1
 Pool cue ball                        1

Miscellaneous containers

 Baby powder can                      1
 Candle box                           1
 Shampoo Bottle            1
 Snuff box                            1

Miscellaneous

 Bottle cap **                        1
 Cattle horn                          3
 Chain (gold)                1
 Frozen pig’s tail                    1
 “Kangaroo tumor” #                   1
 Hair Mousse Cap            1
 Plastic rod                          1
 Stone                                2
 Toothbrush holder                    1
 Toothbrush package                   1
 Whip handle                          2*

Collections (one case of each)

 2 Glass tubes
 72 1/2 Jeweler’s saw
 Oil can with potato stopper
 Piece of wood, peanut
 Umbrella handle and enema tubing
 2 Glasses
 Phosphorus match ends (homicide)
 402 Stones
 Toolbox ##
 2 Bars soap
 Beer glass and preserving pot
 Lemon and cold cream jar
 2 Apples
 Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine

total of 14 collections, with approximately 500 objects* number may be larger (text unclear) **cannot exclude ingestion # unique case of pedunculated perianal skin tumor habitually inserted into rectum ## inside a convict; contained saws and other items usable  in escape attempts.

Via Ame.

Rectal Foreign Bodies. A medical report.

Glass or ceramic

  • Bottle or jar                       32
  • Bottle with attached rope            1
  • Glass or cup                        12
  • Light bulb                           7
  • Tube                                 6

Food

  • Apple                                1
  • Banana                               2
  • Carrot                               4
  • Cucumber                             3
  • Onion                                2
  • Parsnip                              1
  • Plantain (with condom)               1
  • Potato                               1
  • Salami                               1
  • Turnip                               1
  • Zucchini                             2

Wooden

  • Ax handle                            1
  • Stick or broom handle               10
  • Miscellaneous or unspecified         3

Sexual Device

  • Vibrator                            23*
  • Dildo                               15

Kitchen device

  • Dull knife                           1
  • Ice pick                             1
  • Knife sharpener                      1
  • Mortar pestle                        2
  • Spatula (plastic)                    1
  • Spoon                                1
  • Tin cup                              1

Miscellaneous tools

  • Candle                               1
  • Curling Iron                1
  • Flashlight                           3
  • Iron rod                             1
  • Pen                                  2
  • Rubber tube                          1
  • Screwdriver                          1
  • Toothbrush                           1
  • Wire spring                          1

Inflated device

  • Balloon                              1
  • Balloon attached to cylinder         1
  • Condom                               1

Ball

  • Baseball                             2
  • Tennis ball                          1
  • Pool cue ball                        1

Miscellaneous containers

  • Baby powder can                      1
  • Candle box                           1
  • Shampoo Bottle            1
  • Snuff box                            1

Miscellaneous

  • Bottle cap **                        1
  • Cattle horn                          3
  • Chain (gold)                1
  • Frozen pig’s tail                    1
  • “Kangaroo tumor” #                   1
  • Hair Mousse Cap            1
  • Plastic rod                          1
  • Stone                                2
  • Toothbrush holder                    1
  • Toothbrush package                   1
  • Whip handle                          2*

Collections (one case of each)

  • 2 Glass tubes
  • 72 1/2 Jeweler’s saw
  • Oil can with potato stopper
  • Piece of wood, peanut
  • Umbrella handle and enema tubing
  • 2 Glasses
  • Phosphorus match ends (homicide)
  • 402 Stones
  • Toolbox ##
  • 2 Bars soap
  • Beer glass and preserving pot
  • Lemon and cold cream jar
  • 2 Apples
  • Spectacles, suitcase key, tobacco pouch, and magazine

total of 14 collections, with approximately 500 objects

* number may be larger (text unclear)
**cannot exclude ingestion
# unique case of pedunculated perianal skin tumor habitually
inserted into rectum
## inside a convict; contained saws and other items usable
in escape attempts.

Via Ame.

Atahualpa - Imperio

“Atahualpa, 1st band to sucessfully combine Techno grooves with Andean instruments”

Gracias a Tecniferio por esta enormidad.

Maciej Kuciara via L2D.

Maciej Kuciara via L2D.

Moon in Japan: that extra bit of outlandish.
(via binkythedoormat)

Moon in Japan: that extra bit of outlandish.

(via binkythedoormat)

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Regarding Commander Shepard, the main character of Mass Effect, it seems odd to me (after seeing countless screen captures of other people’s games) how little do people squeeze the face customization tool of the game. A tool designed basically to make you feel special.

The default Shepard appearance is that of model Mark Vanderloo (see picture #5 of the slideshow). No problems with that, except that if I choose my character to be a cold, gang-raised, highly skilled veteran of the military, I want him to look like he can actually kick major ass. Not only physically: I want someone able to chill your spine with a subtle change in his voice.

Meet my very own Commander Shepard.

I’m pretty sure that my game experience improved substantially by playing this ugly motherfucker… Abraham Lincoln meets Peter Cushing. This casting choice not only made my game more unique — I dare say it reinforced the plot, made it heavier. When this guy comes across the screen, he swallows the scene. Maybe it’s because of my pen-and-paper RPG background, but I outright refuse to play the standard paladin everybody (including writers) seem to associate with the concept “hero”.

And now, back to Mass Effect 2.


“Por fin han hecho la foto buena de Haití en El País”

Via delia2d.

“Por fin han hecho la foto buena de Haití en El País

Via delia2d.

sofuckingmetal:

Children’s literature is so fucking metal.

sofuckingmetal:

Children’s literature is so fucking metal.