chatarra

“There are generally two types of drunkards in the world: Those that get 86’d a lot and those who never do. If you’re the latter, you’re missing out on a very special feeling. A man with any character at all must have enemies and places he is not welcome—in the end we are not only defined by our friends, but also those aligned against us. So choose the type of bar you loathe. Get remorselessly smashed on tequila. Let your lizard brain do your talking. Splash the kerosene, drop the match and watch the bridge burn. Few sentences in the English language bespeak a mysterious dark side than: “I’m not allowed in there. And, quite frankly, I don’t blame them.”

Si te gusta beber y, maldita sea, si estás leyendo esto puedo apostar a que te gusta, necesitas este libro. En caso de que erróneamente pienses que no, a buen seguro tendrás un amigo alcohólico que celebre su cumpleaños en breve y harás muy bien regalándoselo.