Metal pets
“Shana is a four year-old Collie/Shepherd mix. She was rescued from a local pet shelter, and her name is a cross between Shaun of the Dead and Shane Embury because she has a big appetite. Her favorite bands are High on Fire, Lair of the Minotaur, and Mastodon because they wrote songs about wolves (“Speedwolf,” “The Wolf,” and “The Wolf is Loose,” respectively). She considers herself a Wolf in her Throne Room (the living room) and sits on her Barkthrone (the futon) with imposing authority. Whenever I play Municipal Waste, she starts doing a one-dog circle pit; she thrashes like a maniac while chasing her own tail.”
