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Dentro de un rato me voy de viaje con mis amigotes y esto resume un poco el espíritu de la partida.

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“to the drachenfels”, from Flickr user chiesavecchia collection

“to the drachenfels”, from Flickr user chiesavecchia collection

Caption: “only the first two panels are true.”

Metodologías habituales para la eliminación de monstruos. Útil, pero opino que sobrevalora la competencia del Ejército. Via Laughing Squid.

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Colosal. He cogido esto y me he hecho esto otro. Mis favoritos de momento:

Monstrocrior
Empestor
Necrophomermant
Demigorgir
Cryptobomber
Mayhemonium
Deationcy
Assaulthartic
Luciferitor

Y creo que van a ser todos ellos nombres para mis futuras mascotas o hijos. Aunque tal como pintan las cosas, que tenga hijos es bastante menos probable que que forme un grupo de black metal.

dailymeh:

Make your own Markov Chain generator. Like Norse gods or organic compounds. It works better if you have lots of words. I made one that generates names of Tumblr staff members, but there are too few names to really create anything interesting: it keeps cycling between some, like “Armentain”, “Davidani”, “Marcob”, “Chrice”, “Jaco”, and the input names, unaltered. Tumblr simply has too few employees with too few syllables in their names to make anything interesting. It was the first thing that came to my mind, but I’m sure you can think of something better. Like Biblical names, dinosaurs or US states (my third try, I got “Alas”).

Technical details here, via reddit.

(Source of the previous post.) »

<@cripwalker> my girlfriend is so fucking cool.
<@cripwalker> we were arguing in IM last night about techtv being lame since g4 took over.
<@cripwalker> she thinks its better now that theres more "pretty" people on it.
<@cripwalker> that filter girl is, like, her idol.
<@cripwalker> anyway, i wasn't giving up. i really believe that channel to be a lost cause, now.
<@cripwalker> so she says to me "i'm gonna come over there and beat some sense in to you"
<@cripwalker> then she logs out.
<@cripwalker> about 10 minutes later, she pulls up in her car, runs into the house, walks in like she owns the damned place, and punches me hard as hell in the arm. no hello, or nothing.
<@cripwalker> then she leaves. didn't even say goodbye. i was totally speechless.
<@cripwalker> sure enough, 10 minutes later she logs back on.
<@cripwalker> she says "i knew you'd see things my way."
<@cripwalker> then she asks if she can come over to watch tv...
<@cripwalker> i'm sooo gonna marry her!

“No sé por qué he pensado en ti al leer esto.”

Yo sí. Porque me asocias a eventos originales y minuciosamente organizados, sin que importen su catadura moral o consecuencias legales.
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“No sé por qué he pensado en ti al leer esto.”

Yo sí. Porque me asocias a eventos originales y minuciosamente organizados, sin que importen su catadura moral o consecuencias legales.

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Unholy CRAP!

zombify:

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10 cosas que empeorarán cuando ETA desaparezca »

8. San Sebastián se llenará de turistas, masificación que provocará un deterioro en la calidad de los pintxos. Esto provocará que la cocina vasca pierda parte de su excelencia, a pesar de lo cual todos los restaurantes mantendrán sus estrellas Michelín porque seguirán pagando por ellas.

Las otras nueve tampoco se quedan cortas.