chatarra
All posts tagged "wtf"
“In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.
The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother’s cubs, perhaps she would improve.
After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only orphans that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops?
Take a look… you won’t believe your eyes! Scroll down to view.”
Via an abnormally tender Gorus.
Las gilipolleces que piden los grupos cuando se van de gira. Léalo en profundidad si desea multiplicar su odio actual hacia cualquiera de las bandas listadas.
“In some cases, a promoter will refuse a demand (crossing out the request on the document), though stars usually get what they want, whether it’s clean boxer shorts (Jane’s Addiction), prune juice (Kansas), or an arrangement of tulips, roses, gardenias, and lilies (Janet Jackson).”
Via Marco Fernández.
“Fearing that the natural world is being replaced by technology, the artist installed a working computer inside of an idle beaver. First, she crafted a computer from the motherboard up, tested it, then hollowed out a stuffed beaver and molded the two together using spandex spray, resin, and fiberglass. After three months of work, the result was Compubeaver, followed up by its accessory, Text-o-Possum, a stuffed possum that’s equipped with a laser in its back leg that projects a virtual keyboard.”
Jaaaaajajajajaja!!!
No sé qué eres, pero te quiero.
(via Them Thangs, inspirado en la obra de Virch)
Super Perfect
Uno de los miembros más destacados de mi círculo nos ha obsequiado hoy con la siguiente perla.
“…aprovecho para arrojar algo de luz en este tema, que es ni más ni menos que el cagar, también conocido como Number 2.
El perfect sería, pues, la cagada tan precisa y exacta que no requiere ser limpiada con papel, ya que al usar éste se nos muestra tan blanco y puro como al principio.
El super perfect es el perfect que ni siquiera requiere la comprobación del papel. Simplemente sabes que estás impoluto.
El cool water consiste en la caída del tordo con tal fuerza y peso que levanta una oleada allá abajo, dándose la casualidad de que una gota de agua incide en el ojete del usuario, refrescándolo sumamente.”
En los viejos tiempos, solía escribir aquí. Pero un día se puso el traje, las botas y partió hacia el yermo armado sólo con la BB Gun…
Yep. You should abort.
(via Focolurking)
What the Watchmen movie could have been »
Oh. My. God. Reading this piece of disrespectful, apocryphal shit, the Watchmen movie they’ve finally come out with seems like a blessing. This was penned by Sam Hamm (Batman, Batman Returns) in 1989 and involves among other things:
- a terrorist hold-up of the Statue of Liberty
- cancer-free cigarettes patented by Veidt Industries
- Dr. Manhattan curing Laurie’s (not tobacco-related) cancer
- a high speed sky battle between Archie (Owl’s airship) and a police airship, air-to-air missiles included
- Ozymandias “fixing the past” and sending Rorschach, Owl and Laurie back in time…
- ..to a street in our present timeline New York, where a kid reading a comic titled -guess it?- Watchmen, recognizes them instantly
Whoa! Talk about meta-narrative!
Check the full script in all its excremental glory here. Via Carlos.
(thx Carlitos)
